"OPTIMOLOGY is a religion catered for YOU, taking the best parts of all previous religions to make a great new way of thinking.
Join OPTIMOLOGY today!''"
— Optimology Pamphlet, 6 Days a Sacrifice


The lonely building from afar.

The Optimology building was a front to a large, underground complex home to members of the Order of Blessed Agonies.

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